Glossary

For those of you who did not quite understand how some of the place names in the book could mistakenly thought of as rude, and were afraid to ask for an explanation, here’s a glossary of terms. Please note, if you didn’t already know what they meant, you really might not want to know now. Click on the thumbnails to see the full pictures in a new window.

	Honeypot Lane A honeypot is to be found within a woman’s underwear, at the front. Map
	Merkins Avenue Sita from Delhi felt that our first explanation “A merkin is quite simply a pubic wig”, left her none the wiser. If you feel the same way, please read Body Beautiful (scroll down to find it) from the Guardian Guide. Map
	Nork Rise A nork is a breast; hence the phrase ‘a pair of norks’. Map
	Prince Albert Court A Prince Albert isn’t merely a person, it’s also a piercing on the end of a gentleman’s prized treasure. It is said that Prince Albert had one such piercing, hence the name. Map
	Rimswell Rimming is an intimate act – when tongues and bottoms meet. Decency prevents any more of an explanation. Map
	Great Tosson Anita from Chicago has asked me to explain why Great Tosson could be misinterpreted. I would advise any of our US visitors pondering this same question to watch the excellent film American Beauty, as, in the name of art, Kevin Spacey demonstrates the relevant activity in the shower during the opening scene. Map

 

 

Please let us know if other names require our expert explanations.

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